Come Out Come Out Wherever You Are*

Happy Coming Out Day!

Whatdya think? Should I call The Ex? Ask her if she's coming out today?! (I did it last year. That's when we still talked. I was a little drunk and in the middle of our conversation exclaimed, "Oh my god! It's National Coming Out Day! Are you out yet? Ahahahahahahaaa!" It wasn't received well.)

*I know all the business and yada yada of not coming out, but shut it, today's coming out day and I don't have to be understanding if I don't want to. Ha!